I haven't been on in so long that I almost forgot my password to my google email. I was up in Virginia with my family but now I'm south again. My life long friend George came south with me this time, I've so missed him. For the first night of him being my roommate I cooked spaghetti with pork, beef, spinach and oats meatballs, a favorite of our childhood. Then remembering spaghetti always led to food fights between us I scooped the noodles out of the pan of water into a bowl. I let the water cool and scooped the congealed top into a little cup that I set aside on the table, hiding a smirk. George, my tall, blond, grey eyed friend, walked in without knocking, another tradition of ours. We ate peacefully with a lot of baudy laughter and then I flung my surprise at him. It stuck to his cheek and my friend's face blanched and I thought, oh shit, I did something really wrong. Then he said, "When did you come across an used condom?" Oh my, the amusement of that.